I FOUND THIS WAY FUNNIER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
THIS IS GOLD
making plans with friends like
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
I’m already an adult and I have no money.
Killua at his finest! That last one tho… Yes… Yes I want to play with you! Of course I want to play with you! 😜😍😘😋
American Horror Story: Murder House
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT
YES. I APPROVE.